Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
