why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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