sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Randomize
