My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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