wrigley field is MILF paradise
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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