when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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