No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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