Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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