hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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