is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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