dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
did you just send me my own nude
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