I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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