Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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