none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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