I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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