i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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