i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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