So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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