nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i've created a new STD.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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