dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
