my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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