What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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