Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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