Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
