everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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