she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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