found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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