i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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