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I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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