I think I am morally bankrupt
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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