Are we in a gay sports bar?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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