it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Rumble strips road head = magical
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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