oh god the rape fog is back!
I skipped work to stalk him.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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