Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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