Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think I won the penis lottery.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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