Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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