Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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