I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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