return my video game
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
