Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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