is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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