What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My balls are so social today.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
