Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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