I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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