JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You need Xanax blowdarts
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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