just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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