I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
please don't ironically join a cult
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