New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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