My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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