Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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