coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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