they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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