is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Randomize
