I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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