hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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