She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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