I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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