I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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