at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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