I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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