let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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