Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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