Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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